professional history
Google (2015-2018) Software Engineer
- took product specs and converted them into design docs
- took design docs and turned them into buggy code
- took buggy code and turned it into well tested, buggy code
bebop (2014-2015) Software Engineer
- wrote code until Google acquired the company
- sometimes backend code
- sometimes frontend code
Countless Internships (2007-2014)
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got coffee for a variety of prestigious Fortune 500 businesses, Academic research institutions, and international sweatshops
about me
I have been working in Computer Stuff for decades. Originally from
the East Bay Area, I bring my unique, multi-cultural view of the
world into my software development engineering. I have found my
speciality in creating timeless, handmade, detailed code that is
"on fleek".
My specialties include, but are not limited to:
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Full Stack Application Development
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Computer stuff in general, really
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Competitive Napping
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Chairs
about this page
I made this page to look like a painting by
Piet Mondrian, such
as "Composition No. 10" (below).
Every time the page is refreshed or resized, a new random pattern is generated.
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links
Forgotten Projects
Broken Prototypes